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—– buggie62397 ♥
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip.
Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He called her at the hotel to ask what happened to her.
She was crying when she answered the phone. “I can’t get out of the room!”
“Why not?” the captain asked.
“There are only three doors,” she sobbed. “One is the bathroom, one is the closet and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’
sorry people i havent posted in a while i just got back to school soo i super duper busy! ;D i will be soon posting pictures on my picture page!!!
- buggie62397 ♥
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said “2 to 4 years”
Couldn’t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered “C”.
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…”
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a “robot” voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub”.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog “Dog.”
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
16. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your “astronaut training.”
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for “violating your airspace”.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a “real hoot.”
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc:” them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a “spider person.”
26. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with the prophesy.”
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a “croaking” noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of “Sweating to the Oldies” over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with “ooh la la!”
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write “X – BURIED TREASURE” in random spots on all of someone’s roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, its gone now.”
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as “Conquistador.”
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing “Jingle Bells, Batman smells” until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says “Magnificent One.”
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone’s shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer’s mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce “no, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don’t want to fall off “in case the big one comes”.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as “Feliz Navidad”, the Archies “Sugar” or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to “AaJohn Aaaaasmith” for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it’s a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each “a.”
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you’ve borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne or purfume.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your “superior mental processing.”
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant “swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!”
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your “imaginary friend.”
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about “psychological profiles.”
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a “magic picture.”
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate “crop circles” in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend “tricorder,” and “scan” people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people’s parties.
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- buggie62397 ♥
By: Buggie62397 and Pinkey734995
•a blond just texted me “what does idk mean??” i replied
“i don’t know”
than she sayed
“gosh! know one knows what it means!”
•ONCE THERE WAS A BLOND, A BRUNETTE, AND A RED HEAD THAT WERE RUNNING FROM THE POLICE. THEY HID ON A FARM. THE BRUNETTE HID BEHIND A PIG, THE RED HEAD HID BEHIND A COW, AND THE BLOND HID BEHIND A SACK OF POTATOES. WHEN THE POLICE CAME, THE BRUNETTE SAID “OINK OINK,” THE RED HEAD SAID “MOOO…..” AND THE BLOND WAS LIKE “POTATO POTATO.”
•ONCE THERE WAS A BLOND AND A BRUNETTE THAT BOTH WANTED TO CHANGE THEIR NAMES. THE BRUNETTE SAID, “I WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SAM,” AND THE BLOND SAID “I WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME TO PRINCESS LUCINDA BANANA HAMMOCK.” THE BRUNETTE SAID “DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A BANANA HAMMOCK IS,” AND THE BLOND REPLIED “IT’S A HAMMOCK FOR BANANAS,” AND THE BRUNETTE SAID “IT’S A SPEEDO.”
•what does Corbin Blue say on the toilet? ……… ” you got to push it-push it to the limit-limit.”
• Your mama is so fat that when she stuck her butt out the window the neighbor said to his wife, “Look honey, it’s a full moon out.”
•Your mama’s so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing ‘We are family.’
•Your mama’s so fat that when she jumps, the people in china have earthquake warnings.
•Your mama’s so fat that when she sits on the toilet it starts singing “A B C D E F G, get your fat butt of of me.”
•Your mama’s so fat that they call her belt the equator.
•Your mama’s so dumb that she didn’t know how long to put the one minute rice in.
Once a girl was soo stupid that she tried to drown her fish, got locked in a grocery store and starved to death, called her friend to get her phone number, and took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept, stared at an orange juice box for a half hour because it said concentrate, when she was late for bus 44 and it left without her she took bus 22 twice, she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order, she put lipstick on her head because she wanted to make up her mind, she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats, sent me a fax with a stamp on it, tripped over a cordless phone, asked for a price check at the dollar store, studied for a blood test, and took me to the airport and saw a sign that sayed airport left, she turned around and went home!!!! LOL 
i know pointless!! 
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hi! this is buggie62397 this is my first blog it doesn’t really have a perpose is all fun & random!!! just like me!!!!♥ LOL! Lalalalalalaalalal i hope you guys like my blog, & it will get lots of hits!!! (like what very one else wants, i know)
lots of love,
buggie62397
